First he was photographed getting a bikini wax. Now Christopher Hitchens has trained his exhibitionist investigative lens on waterboarding … and concludes, shockingly, that it’s torture. You’d think such a realization by a very loud War-on-Terror advocate would be the beginning of a soul-
searching essay examining the wisdom of an interrogation method that — I kid you not — is considered ineffective by the hard-core terrorist-interrogators in Israel. Alas, Hitchens is too busy mugging for the camera to put his left brain on display.

Who at Girl Power Central greenlighted such submissiveness? Seriously, I am so disappointed by the bad judgment involved in running these particular Marc Jacobs ads.

Allah, give me the strength to put down Us Weekly, turn off Weeds and refrain from researching sample sales I have no intention of attending. I need to get the burka scared off me by Seymour Hersh’s insane-sounding Bush-in-Iran must-read in The New Yorker. If anybody can inspire me to start organizing protest marches, it’s the true superhero of the summer, Super-Sourced-Up Phenom, Seymour Hersh.