This was the scene at Riverside Park this morning. All hail the Boozemobile!

If the conservatives at the National Review satirized their candidate like the liberals at The New Yorker satirized theirs, here is what they might come up with, says one cartoonist. But how can an image be satire, when it depicts reality?

From New Yorker climate journalist Elizabeth Kolbert’s fascinating and devastating, “Turf War,” about how the lawn is destined to destroy us, comes the statement of the century:

In his anti-lawn essay “Why Mow?,” Michael Pollan puts it this way: “Lawns are nature purged of sex and death. No wonder Americans like them so much.”

I am rocking this summer look! Everyone at Conde Nast is imitating me, and I’ve convinced Si to replace Frank Gehry’s useless cafeteria with an indoor pool.

If you feel so inclined, find me a beach cover-up and shades and other cute outfits on Stardoll. Remember: J’adore fur all the year round. XO!