Archive for July 25th, 2008

Happy Birthday to Me! Part Three

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Dear Mr. MILF,

I love my new YSL Muse Clutch with gold zippers — thanks! Tina and Kelly at Bag Snob turned me on to it. I am sure you will want to thank them too! XO!

p.s. Reader, get your own zipper clutch at all YSL boutiques. $1,995.

Gucci Channels Condoms and Def Leppard. Intention Unclear

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The Gucci Hysteria campaign looks like a kitschy Trojans ad-cum-Def Leppard homage. At the shoot, I hope the poor schmuck in the logo armor made like Def Lep stud Joe Elliott, whisper-singing, “Hysteria, when you’re near,” in Lily Donaldson’s ear.

Happy Birthday to Me! Part 2

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Dear Mr. MILF,

I love my new Tom Binns necklace — thanks! Anne Christensen over at The Moment turned me on to it. I am sure you will want to thank her too!

All the love, XO.

p.s. Reader, get your own at Henri Bendel in New York or Maxfield in L.A. $750.

Who’s the Publicity Ho Now?

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Check out the Tot Snob’s interview with Magazine MILF!

I get dishy about Gwen Stefani and Kate Hudson, and discuss what it takes to be a MILF. Read it!

Happy Birthday to Me!

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We mad celebratin’!