Marc Jacobs is clearly trying to provoke me into writing the same kind of letter to him that I wrote to Junya Watanabe. As you may recall, I posted a request to the sporty deconstructionist to cease misogynistically masking his models, so I could love him because his clothes are so great. But Marc’s frumpy, derivative designs will never get my love, and I could never respect a copycat who has desperately shortened his trend-stealing cycle to a mere two months.

All this for attention from moi!

Here’s the $64,000 Question: Who is that masked model? Stella Tennant? Kirsten Owen? Or a prankster?

p.s. Marc, Hi. Massive apologies to spew so much bile so soon after your maybe wedding. Love to Lorenzo! XO!

I was totally psyched when Amanda Peet described parents who don’t vaccinate their kids as “parasites” in Cookie. And now I am totally bummed that the brainy babe has apologized. What she said wasn’t “mean and divisive” — it’s true. Parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are putting vaccinated children at risk for deadly diseases, while living off the safety that vaccinated children provide. If these selfish, misinformed people reject the public-health compact that vaccines set up, they should be required to home-school their little disease incubators. I don’t want their kids’ sniffles — or their own stupidity and self-righteousness — anywhere near my just-vaccinated child.

Never mind that she’s won an Oscar, scored four Tony nominations and can claim feminist fame as the first female political reporter on network television. Estelle Parsons is 80!

Dear Mr. MILF,

While you were watching the ballgame, I stumbled upon this stunning vintage dress by style all-star Jacqueline de Ribes, sourced by Cameron Silver, one of the best eyes in the business. Give me the green light, and I promise I’ll never need another dress. I mean it this time. Pinky swear!

Thanks! XO

Credit: Jacqueline de Ribes emerald paper taffeta cocktail dress, circa 1980s. Decades, 323-655-0223. Price available upon request.