Play Guess-the-Model with Marc Jacobs!

Posted by The MILF

Marc Jacobs is clearly trying to provoke me into writing the same kind of letter to him that I wrote to Junya Watanabe. As you may recall, I posted a request to the sporty deconstructionist to cease misogynistically masking his models, so I could love him because his clothes are so great. But Marc’s frumpy, derivative designs will never get my love, and I could never respect a copycat who has desperately shortened his trend-stealing cycle to a mere two months.

All this for attention from moi!

Here’s the $64,000 Question: Who is that masked model? Stella Tennant? Kirsten Owen? Or a prankster?

p.s. Marc, Hi. Massive apologies to spew so much bile so soon after your maybe wedding. Love to Lorenzo! XO!