Play Guess-the-Model with Marc Jacobs!
Posted by The MILF
Marc Jacobs is clearly trying to provoke me into writing the same kind of letter to him that I wrote to Junya Watanabe. As you may recall, I posted a request to the sporty deconstructionist to cease misogynistically masking his models, so I could love him because his clothes are so great. But Marc’s frumpy, derivative designs will never get my love, and I could never respect a copycat who has desperately shortened his trend-stealing cycle to a mere two months.
All this for attention from moi!
Here’s the $64,000 Question: Who is that masked model? Stella Tennant? Kirsten Owen? Or a prankster?
p.s. Marc, Hi. Massive apologies to spew so much bile so soon after your maybe wedding. Love to Lorenzo! XO!




