Archive for August 25th, 2008

We Aren’t Hating on Anne Slowey Because She Engineered Nina Garcia’s Sloppy Exit from ELLE. Or Because She’s Unprofessional. It’s Because She’s An Embarrassment

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Never in a million years would I anticipate cheering for a Fifth Avenue fashion editor over a vintage-hording features editor who lives in the East Village. But the Nina Garcia-Anne Slowey grudge match playing out via Garcia’s much-praised “Project Runway” role and Slowey’s upcoming, parody-ready “Stylista” venture, is a shoe-in for Garcia — and the shockingly obvious bias toward Garcia in Maureen Tkacik’s super-juicy story for New York is all the evidence you need.

Why? In Magazine Land, the fashion editors are the shallow girls inordinately obsessed with stuff (and rich men and Republicans), while the features editors are the smart girls who voice semi-sincere guilt over putting aside major educations and feminist principles for glamorous fluff jobs. The fashion girls get free stuff; the features girls don’t (or not much). It’s a total one-way jealousy factory. So for a writer like Tkacik (and her editor at New York) to brazenly cheer for a girl on the other side, tells you not only how sucky “Stylista” appears to be in leaked clips but also something of the industry’s impatience with an eccentric who is not endearing, much less original.

Then there’s Slowey’s cluelessness about how things work. She should know that the pretty, materialistic girls get the mainstream face-time, while the brainy “word” girls are meant to be satisfied with the type of insidery fame bequeathed by a byline. That she’s attempted to upend the ship — and seems poised to fail so spectacularly — is less about schadenfreude and more about botching it for other aspirational word girls. Gah.

Will Nadal Replace Federer in Fashion-Week Front Row?

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Now that hunkalicious Rafael Nadal is the toast of the tennis — and the media – worlds, what will Anna Wintour do about her friendship with Roger Federer?

Gawd, New York’s cover is bonerific.

She’s the Sh*t

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Never mind the totally hot relay team led by Sanya Richards, or the totally hot Jimmy Page (seriously!) jamming at the closing ceremony in Beijing. The Times’ Sports section is psyched about scatology. Truly, there is no human endeavor the IOC won’t consider crowning an Olympic sport.

From the Wild West to the Upper West

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I’m back from Colorado! Good-bye, fleece, clean air and athletic overachievers who waitress to make ends meet. Hello, again, skinny dark denim, litter-strewn streets and career overachievers who need analysis to make their synapses meet. I hardly missed ye that version of me.