Friday Funhouse: Newsy, Bluesy and Choosy

Posted by The MILF

Everybody is tres intrigued by the return of Phoebe Philo. She will head up Celine.

Everybody is also watching the black-model count for Fashion Week. Fingers crossed.

New York Mag’s The Cut called it: Levi Johnston is Sex on Skates.

There is hope for my hometown yet. Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has been finally forced to get the hell out of office.

Judith Warner is in top form tearing apart Sarah Palin.

Oh dear. The Times reports that Vogue India put a Fendi bib on a baby peasant. No word yet on whether the kid got to keep it.