How cute are all these hyper-coordinated queens taking their respective bows? Dean & Dan’s twin suits are a tad ill-
fitting but D&G’s “Men in Black” look is all snug-fitting perfection, natch.

While reading “Rich Bitch,” The New Yorker story about how Leona Helmsley’s will left $12 million to her dog, Trouble, clairvoyance overcame me, and I got the creeping feeling I was reading a future profile of Paris Hilton and her dog, Tinkerbell. Lucky Tinkerbell!

Aloha! The hair at Fendi looks like the straw luau hats my parents used to bring home from Hawaiian-themed new year’s parties in the early ’80s.

Sarah Palin is pregnant! *

So, a straight male fashion-outsider goes to Fashion Week … [Time]

America is soaking wet with porn! Broadsheet bares all.
And The Atlantic claims porn = adultery. Guess which gender disagrees.

The Journal’s “The Juggle” reports that judges have been ordering certain irresponsible people not to become parents. I am not following orders.

Models falling everywhere! Could shoe heights be coming down to four inches too?!

Slate’s Tim Wu takes the cake for the grossest meal ever consumed. Ever.

I refuse to indulge the speculation that A-Dubs’s job is on the line. I mean, seriously.

Bitch has been saved! For now, at least.

* I am starting a rumor. You should spread it.