Guess who’s getting action to-night?!

Viktor & Rolf get cheap and democratic! The pair stage
an online-only runway show, featuring just one model — the freakin’ fabulous Shalom Harlow.

Are you out of a job? Or looking to capitalize on the bruised egos of money men? Then Slate has got something for you: Hooking!

Sarah Palin attempts to buy a morning-after pill, settles for cigarettes. *

Why does Martin Margiela go so low pro? He is hot. And his eyebrows are perfect.

Fashion Week is fun again! Bruno, Sasha Baron Cohen’s fashion-obsessed Austrian, crashes Milan, and Paris too!

Daily Intel has the funnest drugs-and-homos-and-headlights conversation with David Carr and Tom Arnold.

You may not have ever heard of Elinor Guggenheimer but she was a force-of-nature New Yorker who fought on behalf of women and children, and also made the Temple of Dendur happen for the Met. She died Monday at 96.

* This is completely made up. Get viral with it!