When I read in The Times that AC/DC is the best-selling rock band in the country — without a digital presence, without a greatest-hits album, without allowing sampling or selling their music to advertisers — it made me feel like we may not be on a Highway to Hell after all. The old Aussies are juvenile geniuses.

You know the economy sucks when even the Olsen twins can’t afford to FedEx their luggage. Their voluntary heavy labor is making me feel extravagant for spending five bucks on a porter when I fly solo with the MILFspring!

McCain has incited a country-wide contagion of plumber’s disease. Tush-crack makes a huge comeback.

The Daily Intelligencer wants Madonna to return to New York. I’m thinking this town ain’t big enough for the both of us.

The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg reveals how to sneak 80 ounces of liquid through airport security: The Beerbelly! If he could waltz a couple of 40s worth of Bud Light through Reagan National, just imagine the contraband I’ll get through Detroit Metro on Sunday. The MILFspring is so going to be an accomplice.

Anna Wintour went to the debate and she wore RED! Doesn’t that count as dressing for the other side?!?!

Everyone’s got their knickers in a twist over mantyhose.

The same Everyone is hating on L.C.’s fashion show. It’s not unwarranted but she’d be a fool not to cash in. [Jezebel]

Ladies, you now have permission to get voluptuous (you know, fat). A new study shows that in apocalyptic times like, oh, now, Playboy Playmates tend to be larger. Not only up there, but all over. [NYT]