No wonder so many men still resist women in the workplace: The so-called gentler sex is closing the adultery gender gap, reports The Times, in large part because we now live more like men, spending less time isolated on the reservation (like Betty Draper) and more time out and about (like Don). Something tells me, though, that stay-at-home dads still find a way to get playground nookie. They are always so flirty!

How MILFy is my likeness, as depicted by ace NPR reporter, and totally talented artist, Eric Molinsky? The drawing accompanies my very serious screed, “In Defense of MILF,” on The HuffPo. Read it!

When I go to see the Olsen twins at their “Influence” book signing this afternoon — yes! Barnes & Noble! Union Square! 12:30! — I have one question for the kooky ragamuffins: Did the Row’s press debut in American Vogue mean anything compared with winning fans at French Vogue? (Dear Reader: See image at left, and more pics from the shoot here.) Because even if you two are patriotic entrepreneurs with manufacturing facilities in New York, the street cred conferred by Carine et Emmanuelle is priceless. [NYT]