Jewish Teens Still as Sexually Frustrated as Alex Portnoy
Posted by The MILF
October 29, 2008
Jews are ho-bag wannabes! According to an otherwise predictable New Yorker story about horny evangelical teenagers and the hypocritical adults who misguide them into being baby machines, Jewish adolescents, by a wide margin, are cooler with premarital sex than any other polled religion. They also most often cite pleasure as a reason to have sex, whereas evangelical virgins are least likely to anticipate sex will feel good (so sad!). And yet! Guess who’s hitting homeruns? And guess who’s barely getting to first base? No wonder every hypersexualized Jewish writer since Philip Roth has nurtured the shiksah fantasy!
