Could any visual do a better job of convincing your boyfriend that buying you baubles is truly a gift for the both of you? Lickety split, babycakes!
[Purple Fashion]

You know how men think with their you-know-what’s? Turns out the dangly southern hemisphere of their brains is not only a WMD responsible for broken hearts, STDs and Eliot Spitzer’s downfall, but also the current economic armageddon. Seriously! According to The Times, a new study suggests “that raging hormones might explain why the men who rule the global markets send them rocketing up when they’re on a roll, and swooping down when they get scared.” Basically, the male version of PMS screwed the markets. Would female PMS get the Stock Exchange to a better place? Well, since women who work together unconsciously coordinate their monthly cycles, it stands to reason that women could keep things on a more predictable course. How scary is it that we’re the ones anatomically programmed to keep the world on an even keel?

The purest embodiment of fierce, Grace Jones is back! Her first album in 20 years is called “Corporate Cannibal,” and the self-described “Slave to the Rhythm” remains a force to be reckoned with. The music is dancey, the art direction avant-garde and the voice a visceral knockout. And if you think those legs are marvels of gorgeous musculature, just wait till you see the former Bond girl’s 60-year-old bee-hind in a thong in this video! It is truly something to aspire to!  [POP]