This may sound rather pedestrian, but is Blake Lively in the business of reviving amputee chic? Or is W simply guilty of an especially shoddy photoshop job? Because, try as I might, I cannot find her legs anywhere in this picture.

Old people are hot! Models are not! And Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana are the most genius marketers on the planet. By portraying the oldies as the beauties — check out the commanding cougar in the close-up, out-gorgeousing her boy-toy — the Sexy Kings are not only appealing to the elderly in a way that no other high-fashion label deigns to do, they are also making a damn fine case for investment clothes. I mean, who knew that a single-strap, gold-lame swimsuit could look so foxy on a septuagenarian with the kind of bulging midsection we are all bound to get? Charge!

Oh, the specter of cone-shaped bras for tots! Jean Paul Gaultier announces a children’s line. [WWD]

I so want my Thanksgiving turkey to come from the Proenza Schouler farm. They’ve got to raise the leanest meat on the planet. [The Cut]

Proof that Chace Crawford might not be gay! He majorly failed Grazia’s fashion quiz. See the video here. [Grazia]

Carla Bruni charmed the pants off David Letterman. Well, the “charmed” part is true, heh heh. [Jezebel]

Female designers are superior! ‘Cuz Cathy Horyn says so. [Off the Runway]

Slash and his sweetie are pro gay marriage! See the adorable heavy-metal endorsement here. [Broadsheet]

I am apparently the only one who likes Madonna’s grass dress, although I disagree with the styling — she needs black opaque tights, no belt and her hair slicked back in a tight bun. [blogue] I am also apparently the only one who likes Katie Holmes’ harem-panted jumpsuit. Perfect. [The Cut]

Funny or Die has the funniest magazine-office parody. It is so ugly. [Jossip]

Christie’s is auctioning off internships to Teen Vogue and Vanity Fair. Doesn’t that seem so 2007? [Jossip]