Julianne Moore Thinks Prim and Proper Sucks
Posted by The MILF
Here’s to the power of positive thinking via cover lines. While “DAZZLING!” is typically an accurate description of Julianne Moore, “AWKWARD!” appears more accurate for a woman so clearly hamstrung by an ultra-prim straitjacket of a dress. Of course, “AWKWARD!” is a pretty awkward cover line. But Moore has shown time and again that she’s far more comfortable doing “Belle de Jour”-type shoots for the likes of French Vogue. So let’s keep this national treasure of a siren sexing it up, with age-defying boobies, crotch-shots and controversy everywhere!




