I don’t know what’s more maddening — that Lucky constantly promotes American Apparel, the label owned by a man constantly battling sexual-harassment and wrongful-termination suits, or that said man — Dov Charney — is simultaneously capable of doing so much good on the sweatshop, pricing and environmental fronts. Sainthood is not something I expect of anybody. But it sure would make my life cheaper if Charney could clean up his personal act — not to mention the soft-core store windows — so I could give up my boycott and get in on his super-soft organic T’s, perfect leggings and metallic duffels. Alas, I’ll be the martyr instead.

New York Times reporter David Segal dug up so much dirt on art-barracuda Larry Gagosian, I was shocked the most illustrative of Gogo’s proclivities failed to make Segal’s succulently superb Sunday Business story. Then again, The Times is selectively prudish, especially with advertisers. But I’m not prudish (excepting matters of the MILFspring), not least because I don’t have any advertisers. So I’ll fill in the blank following this perfect lead-in from a former girlfriend:

“‘There’s always a barrier, a facade, which is not ever really down, because he has no time to indulge in the things that happen to most human beings, like falling in love, marriage. Those are not his priorities.”

That’s why he is often found multitasking in the backseats of limousines, making calls, shuttling between galleries, and paying for plenty of road-head.

The fashion world is finally catching up to me! As Karin Nelson reports in The Times, orange is the new fabulous. Everyone from colorphobes like Ann Demeulemeester to cool kids like Chloe and sweetie-pies like Alber Elbaz of Lanvin, punched up the runways with my favorite color, just as I commissioned my totally rad web designer, Jena at Peniferella, to do with this site. According to Nelson’s story, orange is edgy, punk and spiritual in the Siddhartha sense of things. I, on the other hand, find that the color of my breakfast must-have needs no such justification. But I sure am going to use it as I restart my campaign with Mr. MILF to tangerine-dream one of the MILFspring’s walls. Wish me luck!