Mon dieu! Celine Dion has created a mini-me of Olivier Theyskens, and named him Rene-Charles!

So this is what blonde ambition in a downward spiral looks like …

While reading “Rich Bitch,” The New Yorker story about how Leona Helmsley’s will left $12 million to her dog, Trouble, clairvoyance overcame me, and I got the creeping feeling I was reading a future profile of Paris Hilton and her dog, Tinkerbell. Lucky Tinkerbell!

Brenda gets Dylan! And he takes her last name! Then he dumps her for a blond who is not Kelly, but some unknown named Justine Moncrief!

p.s. Dylan has apparently had some work done to lose length in his face and repair his receding hairline. But you already knew that.

Do you know this man? Look carefully and think thrice before you answer. This is — supposedly — Frederic Bourdin. A master chameleon who takes on teenage identities — some stolen, most invented — the Frenchman is the subject of a riveting New Yorker profile chronicling his elaborate international impostor schemes, many of which incorporate stunningly accurate Michael Jackson moves. Bourdin says his new wife and baby have cured his penchant for deception but I’d be very curious to see what he could do with his remarkable resemblance to Quentin Tarantino. The crazy-man director is totally built for such a cinematic mind-fuck.