I-Want-It Wednesday: Latex by River Island
Posted by The MILF
When I was a wee lass of an assistant at Visionaire, my daily unifom was anchored by a pair of shiny latex trousers found in an East Village S&M shop. Although I didn’t realize it then, they functioned as unconsciously appropriate suiting for the verbal beatings doled out by evil headmistress Stephen Gan. (Not that I ever succeeded in dominating anything about him except for his rage.) Then I gave notice, and I never wore the pants again. But that was in the era of, like, Y2K, and given today’s gory state of affairs — not to mention the chaos over which I will preside when MILFspring #2 arrives next month — I’m ready to reclaim my shiny, brutalist heritage in the far greater stylish guise put forth by the River Island kids. The tight nude top may be boffo for breastfeeding, but imagine the stain resistance!
River Island via Style Bubble.





Paraphrasing the wise words of the great Chris Rock: Gay people should get to be as miserable as the rest of us married folk! Show your support with an elegantly minimalist white knot — so tasteful, those funny boys and girls — which goes with everything, from your 501’s (see Levi’s white-knot-themed store windows, featured in
You could probably say the same thing about these cotton espadrille boots as what I say about white coats in the city: You better have the bucks for weekly dry-cleaning bills. Thing is, these blanca babies cost a Clorox-worthy $174. Bleach may be poison but it is SO the make-it-happen godsend for recession-fabulous whites!
